I’ve never been comfortable with my actual name, so I’ve been looking for a pseudonym. After all that time searching I finally chose Jedan Montau.
Here’s the story to the name:
I’ve been striving through a tropical rainforest near Coruscant when I suddenly examined the steps of 3 grizzlies. Frightened to danger I started to run for my live, but the grizzlies were faster than me and hit me so far that I landed on a space shuttle flying to the Jedi Temple. I felt save but I still was in danger. Straight before the landing I jumped off the spaceship and landed on another one. Since it was a cabriolet I finally sat safe, but after I turned around I noticed that the 3 grizzlies had followed me. The situation was inescapable. I thought sooner or later wouldn’t matter anymore. I stood up and jumped on the grizzlies’s spaceship. After a 19 hour-fight I finally ate them all up, but while eating them I haven’t noticed the steering wheel. The space-shuttle rushed into desert where there were standing 3 lions looking quite hungry. Starched by the bear’s flesh I teared the hearts of the lions out of their bodies and fed their babies with it, Being exhausted and thirsty i looked for somewhere to stay. I creeped to an Irish Pub where I healed my wounds with Cider and drank some disinfectant. I now was completely content with myself and stood up to go, but I stumbled and fell against a sign. The sign feel on the head and everything became black. When I woke up in the hospital the doctor asked if he’s alright and when he’d be able to go home. After I told him he could go now and all his injuries were fixed my eyes noticed the sign that fell on my head, it was standing right next to my coffin and on the sign there was written “Jedan Montau”. It was supposed to mean “Jeden Montag” which means “every monday” in German, but it was an Irish Pub not a German Bar. To cut a long story short, the name comes from a wrong-written sign from an Irish Pub that pleased me a lot in my befuddlement.
xx Jedan
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